From Harper’s Weekly Review, of course, of course:
While presiding over the year’s first legislative session maskless, the president of the Utah Senate said he had twice tested positive for COVID-19 the day before, then said that he was just kidding and had twice tested negative, then later conceded that he had indeed twice tested positive. A Czech folk singer who intentionally contracted COVID in the hopes of acquiring a “recovery pass” to the local sauna died.