The other day I was talking to my friend Andrea about what we were doing. She was admiring her new room ceiling, installed after a huge chunk of it fell down on her bed (she wasn’t in it). I was watching the Olympics.
I told her that this year I was looking forward to watching a new Olympic sport, breakdancing, which, if I recalled correctly, had been created in Queens, New York.
Andrea said she’d long been thinking another New York sport should be added to the Olympics: jay walking.