This one, from Harper’s Weekly Review, is SO weird, so off the wall (and on the desk):
…a woman in New York was arrested for defecating on her boss’s desk after she won $3 million in the lottery…
Question now is: does her boss sue her? And if he/she does, what’s the cause of action? Does the phrase “cause of action” even apply here? How many more questions could I come up with if I weren’t hungry and needing to eat dinner?