From Harper’s July Findings:
A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.
So Plato was a total shit? (But the bionic eye is cool. Maybe one of our major news media can rent it and turn it on the Trump-Epstein documents.)