Animal escape news from the USA

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

In Ohio, two escaped police horses ran down the longest highway in the United States. “Go back to where you came from, please,” said a Texas police officer attempting to wrangle a herd of escaped goats.

Oh gee. The magic phrase to get goats to do what you want them to is not “Go back to where you came from, please.”

Does anybody know the magic phrase?

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