Animal news: a very, very strange sea creature

No, not a slug. Slugs were so yesterday.

Today, we have this astonishing thing with tons of nasty teeth and a heritage that goes back to Jurassic Park. No, no. I misspoke (one of my least favorite idiocies); I meant the Era.

These critters are called “brittle stars.” Yeah, I guess so. Why not?

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