From today’s Daily News:
There’s a gator in her pants
A Florida woman was asked “do you have anything else” during a traffic stop on Monday.
She sure did.
The woman pulled an alligator from her yoga pants after being stopped in Punta Gorda by a deputy with the Charlotte County sheriff’s office.
Driver Michael Clemons and passenger Ariel Machan-Le Quire, who had gone through a stop sign, told the deputy they were collecting frogs and snakes under an overpass. Clemons gave the deputy permission to search the bags in the truck. The deputy found dozens of turtles in the woman’s backpack, and asked if she had anything else. She pulled the 1-foot alligator from her yoga pants. “Not to be outdone by #FloridaMan, a #FloridaWoman pulled an alligator out of her pants,” the sheriff’s office posted. David Boroff
With News Wire Services
Oh, darn. I was thinking the gator was in the pants she was wearing. Not so.