From Harper’s 12/21 Findings:
Surgeons cured a man who was ejaculating out of his anus.
Now, this is the sort of puzzle emerging from some factual finding — a finding leading to more questions than answers. Questions I don’t want to ask.
You can ask, but don’t ask me. Instead, let’s continue onward to the next Finding:
Japanese researchers transported freeze-dried mouse sperm via postcard.
Why? Why would they do that?