From Harper’s Weekly Review:
Godzilla was named police chief of Tokyo for a day. A Floridian huntsman fired a head shot at a man whom he mistook for a turkey.*
A burglar in a catsuit was caught on camera performing calisthenics and stretching before her caper; she stands accused of stealing almond croissants from a bakery.
A swarm of bees interrupted a tennis match at the Indian Wells Open.