Animal news: Tidbits about the sexes.

From Harper’s Weekly Report:

[I]t was reported that the Canadian Armed Forces were considering shorter, slimmer uniform skirts to recruit more women. The Vancouver International Airport issued an apology for encouraging airline passengers to hit on their seatmates on Valentine’s Day, a Utah bill decriminalizing polygamy advanced to the State Senate, and a section of a Florida park was closed because of a mass of copulating snakes.

Note to the Canadian Armed Forces: shorter, slimmer uniform skirts will recruit more men, not women.

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