“Anybody Missing a Coffin Full of Weapons?”

A provocative question, isn’t it? And guess who asked it? Right: Lowering the Bar.

A completely wonderful story for a beautiful Saturday in New York City: Anybody Missing a Coffin Full of Weapons? – Lowering the Bar.

Turns out you left it in Volusia County, Florida, or one of your accomplices did, anyway:

[GREAT PHOTOGRAPH IN HERE OF THE SAID COFFIN WITH THE SAID WEAPONS]

Head down there anytime to pick it up, although the local sheriff’s department would like to speak with you when you do. Just need to finish up some paperwork, really. Come by anytime.

 

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