Are you a Russian woman? Are you preggers? Want your kid to be a US citizen?

From 538 Significant Digits:

$84,700

Wealthy Russians are renting President Trump’s condos in Florida so that they can give birth to children with American citizenship. One “birth-tourism” company offers an $84,700 package that includes a Trump Tower II apartment complete with gold bathtub and chauffeured Cadillac. [Daily Beast]

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh…oh the fuck.

So, let’s compare and contrast the above story with what’s happening to children on our southern borders.

Hm. Why are these living kids and their parents different from Russian fetuses and their parents?