OK, it’s a criminal not civil matter, but still. A “baby indicted”? Maybe you’ll feel a little bit better to learn that the baby is from Lahore, India — not, say, Texas.
And where do you think I found this? Lowering the Bar, of course. Here’s the tantalizing first couple of paragraphs but you’ll want to link to the Lowering the Bar post, if only to see the adorable photo of what Kevin Underhill felicitously calls “the alleged baby”:
Muhammad Mosa Khan, who claims to be a nine-month-old infant, was charged yesterday with attempted murder and assaulting a police officer, according to multiple sources (BBC, The News (Pakistan)) (thanks, Justin).
The accused was released after posting a bond of 50,000 rupees.