Oh yes, you need them.
And here’s where you can get them: The 6/27 New Yorker column, “On and Off the Avenue,” by the devastatingly funny Patricia Marx, in “Tossed and Turned: Decoding the mattress disrupters.”
Which begins…
Before we can talk about buying a new mattress, you’ll need a Ph.D. in chemistry and another in mechanical engineering…A master’s degree in marketing and bullshit will also come in handy.
Good idea to lie down — on a mattress or not — while you’re reading because you’ll be falling down laughing a number of times.