Perhaps I put that too strongly. Ultra-processed foods are not necessarily junk, although they probably are. But a minute before I typed the above, I ate three sugar-free cookies. So before I lose it all, here are two weird facts from Harper’s Weekly Review which, in their ultra-dry way, they’ve run together in one paragraph:
A study found a link between ultra-processed foods and dementia, and court documents revealed that a polygamist cult leader bribed his teenage daughter to marry him with $50 and two large bags of Doritos.
Has anyone studied the diets of ultra-gun owners?