This’d make some brides’ weddings:
[Samuel James Dengal’s] act was so extreme and outrageous as to exceed all possible bounds of decency and must be regarded as utterly atrocious and intolerable in a civilized community.
– An excerpt taken from Anna Rogers Murphy’s lawsuit against City Market Hotel Associates, the operators of the Double Tree Hotel & Suites in Charleston, South Carolina. Murphy alleges that a hotel guest “pressed his unsheathed member” against a window for all of her wedding guests to see.
No sense of humor. Unlike Above the Law: A Legal Website, which published it. (And take special note of the caption underneath the photo of the happy couple.)