Bringing Xmas back to the believers

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

Trump’s campaign website began selling wrapping paper printed with the former president’s mug shot and the caption “Never Surrender!”*

I just had a secret chat with Santa and he said, “Wrap your presents in this, I won’t load ’em in my sleigh.”

There. I managed to drag two semi-pseudo-religious myths into one sentence. Next time I’ll go for three.

*But he already surrendered. Often. That’s what he did when he showed up for the arraignments.

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