The bull episode was on last night’s national TV news. National, not just local. To me, this means everybody’s looking for something to report other than the Horror. And I, who have developed a category called “strictly for bitter laughter,” am even more susceptible.
So, as picked up in today’s 538 Significant Digits, here’s the bull:
A bull escaped a slaughterhouse in the New York City borough of Queens on Tuesday morning, leading to a chase. The beast was eventually captured, and now it’s dead. What? It’s not like it was two llamas, people. It was always going to end like this. [The New York Times]