Butts news! (I swear I didn’t make this up)

Harper’s Weekly Review did. No, that’s wrong. Harper’s doesn’t make up anything. They just report the facts, ma’am. So…

An amateur esthetician was convicted for involuntary manslaughter after fatally injecting silicone oil into a Malibu woman six years after she had given a fatal silicone butt injection to a different woman in Sherman Oaks, California; a Nebraska restaurant called Porky Butts BBQ reopened two months after a burst pipe halted its operations; and in Butts County, Georgia, the Jackson City Council approved the purchase of a $530,000 jet truck for the local water department.

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