Category Archives: DOJ

I’m fine-tuning my Club Fed recommendations

Since sentences have begun to pour down like water upon the heads of named MAGA crazies, I want to tag these violent felons and link them to specific Club Fed facilities where I feel they’d be treated appropriately. Today, I … Continue reading

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It’s my new career and I’m searching Club Fed for Bannon, et al accommodations

We all should take note of this interesting offer on the first Club Fed website page: WE’RE HIRING Want to create change? Do it from the inside out. Work at the Federal Bureau of Prisons to make a real difference … Continue reading

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On behalf of Steve Bannon, I’m entering a new career! Club Fed Advisory Agent

Sort of like a travel agent except with certain limitations. And yes, it’s one of the many, many hilariously superficial and empty career choices abounding in an age when “influencer” is a major career choice. And yes, I made it … Continue reading

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