Category Archives: Mysteries of Life

Mysteries of Life: Andrea lost her rock.

I was in the Village a few weeks ago, walking around with my friend Andrea, when she said, “I lost my rock.” My response was what you are now expecting because it’s what you would say to a friend who … Continue reading

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Mysteries of Life: At least this guy didn’t call 911

From Harper’s Weekly Review: “The ghosts of Christmas past and Christmas future keep waking me up and trying to make me visit alternate timelines,” a New Yorker said in a 311 call, one of a spate regarding hauntings.

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Mysteries of Life: You didn’t really believe in UFO’s, did you?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: [A] House subcommittee hearing on UFOs found that glowing green triangles in the sky were drones.

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