Chutzpah and a luxurious man cave in a weird place

I’d read about this (probably in the Daily News) but not the way Harper’s Weekly Review tells the story:

…three Metro-North Railroad employees were suspended without pay after inspectors discovered a secret man cave under Grand Central Terminal equipped with a futon, a flatscreen television, a microwave, and a refrigerator containing a half-empty Lagunitas IPA. “Many a New Yorker has fantasized about kicking back with a cold beer in a prime piece of Manhattan real estate,” the MTA inspector said in a statement. “But few would have the chutzpah to commandeer a secret room beneath Grand Central Terminal and make it their very own man-cave.”

Should I categorize this as “Animal News”?

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