How many times have I offered praise to the Daily News for its punny headlines?
But today, as I sat in court waiting for my case to be heard — and there’s no reading material more appropriate and pleasing when you’re sitting in court, waiting for your case to be heard — I came upon three, count ’em THREE, terrific headlines on one story.
The above-and-beyond insane, Stephen King-ish story, which I barely had the stomach to read (and no, that I do not intend that as a pun), is about the NYC cop who has been (allegedly) making plans to kidnap women and cook them.
Give this newspaper a Pulitizer for…
COOK ‘EM, DANNO
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