“Date night in east-central Texas”

From Kevin Underhill at his LoweringTheBar:

A couple was arrested in Texas recently after a game camera caught an image of them trespassing on a Native American burial ground. An officer found them digging on the archeological site, something they denied doing even though they were standing in the hole, holding tools, when he found them. The couple said they were a married couple who were just out for “date night.” They were also found to be carrying a Baby-Yoda-shaped pipe containing what appeared to be crystal meth and at least a dozen Native American artifacts, so, presumably, a pretty standard date night in east-central Texas.

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