Didn’t I dish something about seaweed invading Florida?

Oh, I did, yes. About a massive belt of seaweed floating onto the beaches of that state which gives nourishment to DeSantis and TFG, the Great UnWoke?

Well, the seaweed has landed!! And it’s worse and more wonderful even than schadenfreude could have invented!!

From Harper’s Weekly Review, and it’s so delicious I’m bolding the whole thing:

It was found that a 5,000-mile-wide belt of seaweed that washed up in Florida contains flesh-eating bacteria.

O joy! O rapture unforeseen!!! IT EATS FLESH!!!

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