“Do NOT Clench Your Buttocks in Deming, New Mexico”

OMG, I’m SO glad I’ve hooked into the law blog called Lowering the Bar. What they publish are pieces about genuine legal cases that read like satirical fiction.

Now, today’s case is really criminal — well, it’s actually “criminal” — and I don’t usually write about criminal cases but this is so utterly, wonderfully, horribly absurd you just have to read it:

Do NOT Clench Your Buttocks in Deming, New Mexico – Lowering the Bar.

P.S. And given what the probee’s lawyer said…

“This is like something out of a science-fiction film,” Eckert’s lawyer said. “Anal probing by government officials and public employees.” Well, they believe they are human beings, at least. 

You might think this story can’t get any worse, but you know what? You’re wrong.

…this should become a civil lawsuit. Don’t you think?

And P.P.S. Let’s not spend our money in Deming, New Mexico.

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