Every morning I get into my digital Times and scroll, looking for something to read. The right-side op ed section was still uninviting, what with everyone writing doom-and-gloom predictions and analyses. I did not read any of them.
Then I got to a column by some dude of whom I have never heard, name of Douglas Vakoch.
One headline = one big laugh.
Humans Are Divided and Unhappy. What Better Time to Contact Alien Life?
Immediately, I thought of better ways of spending my time, so have eschewed a reading. If any of you do venture in, let me know WTF, okay?