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From Harper’s Weekly Review:

Sand samples from Cerne Abbas revealed that the chalk pictograph of a man with an enormous penis wielding a club dates to the late Saxon period. “Formal graffiti charges” were filed against an Auckland man who drew colorful penises around potholes to highlight poor road conditions. “I’ve tried other ways, you know,” said the man. “Quite often I feel like they simply ignore me.”

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