Farewell to the GOATs

Well, it’s come to pass that the mess of tangled greens in Riverside Park has been de-messed by the goats.

But there will be a grand bye-bye baa baas:

On Wednesday from 12-4, the few remaining goats will receive a rousing ovation at 120th Street and Riverside Drive. Human attendees may receive event-themed pencils, the conservancy says.

My favorite part of this is, of course, “…the few remaining goats will receive a rousing ovation….”

So be warned. If you don’t intend to bring your GOAT rousing ovation, do not say you will attend. Meh ovations will not be acceptable.

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