From Harper’s Weekly Review:
Haim Eshed, the former head of security for Israel’s space security, claimed that the U.S. government had signed a treaty with a “galactic federation” of aliens in a subterranean Martian base. “The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here,” Eshed told an Israeli newspaper. “Humanity is not ready yet.”
I love this story. It’s a Chanukah gift.