For those who voted for Trump because of Israel…

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

Haim Eshed, the former head of security for Israel’s space security, claimed that the U.S. government had signed a treaty with a “galactic federation” of aliens in a subterranean Martian base. “The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here,” Eshed told an Israeli newspaper. “Humanity is not ready yet.”

I love this story. It’s a Chanukah gift.

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