Global war against women? Uh…

Fishermen in Portugal rescued a 65-year-old British tourist from the Atlantic Ocean while she was attempting to swim to a cruise ship, which she thought her husband was aboard. “Susan,” said the head of the port authority, “got a little lost.” A 69-year-old Florida man was arrested for driving six miles with his wife on the roof of his Toyota, claiming that he did not know she was up there and did not hear her screaming.

–From Harper’s Weekly Review, April 5, 2016

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