Goodnight, Moon…WTF?

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

Researchers theorized that the moon is shrinking, and discovered an unexplained mass weighing 4,800,000,000,000,000,000 pounds surrounding its south pole.

Trump has issued a command that we return to the moon. Could it be he’s building a Trump tower encampment at the south pole, where he and his family intend to flee to escape multiple criminal charges?

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