The DEA announced that it had seized enough fentanyl to kill every American, and a Colorado library closed after “higher than acceptable” levels of methamphetamine were found in its air ducts.
–From Harper’s Weekly Review
(1) Oh yeah? Well, DEA, you’re not going to kill me! (Perhaps this was not the best way of announcing your seizure.)
(2) What is an acceptable level of meth in library air ducts?
(3) How did the meth get into the air ducts?
(4) Can I get a library book on how to get meth into air ducts?