{"id":10373,"date":"2012-09-10T17:49:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T21:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=10373"},"modified":"2012-09-10T18:04:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T22:04:44","slug":"sleazy-delish-lawsuit-of-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=10373","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday&#8217;s sleazy, so-much-icky-fun lawsuit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shouldn&#8217;t I be above reporting on these gossipy weird-sexual-behavior-of-rich-people lawsuits?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe, but I&#8217;m not. I enjoy them too much and I&#8217;m sure you will, too. Why? Because they give us a break from really serious stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, yeah, the poor guy involved here, who &#8220;took a job as a maid\u00a0\u2014 not a half-naked, man-on-man masseuse [sic \u2014\u00a0 should be &#8220;masseur&#8221;],&#8221; maybe suffered certain pain and humiliation. But his suffering did not prevent him from whipping out &#8220;his cellphone to make an audio recording of the session.&#8221; [What? What did you think I was going to write after &#8220;whipping out&#8221;? What dirty minds you have, my dears!]<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the whole story, courtesy Barbara Ross and the <em>Daily News<\/em>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/new-york\/queens-housekeeper-manhattan-boss-wanted-back-rubbed-pots-scrubbed-article-1.1154372\">Queens housekeeper says his Manhattan boss\u00a0wanted his back rubbed \u2014 not his pots scrubbed \u00a0 &#8211; NY Daily News<\/a>. I sure hope Barbara has as much fun writing these stories as I have reading them.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the Daily News&#8217;s actual headline: <strong>I&#8217;M RUBBER&#8230;And you&#8217;re eww! sez massage suit vs. mogul.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shouldn&#8217;t I be above reporting on these gossipy weird-sexual-behavior-of-rich-people lawsuits? Maybe, but I&#8217;m not. I enjoy them too much and I&#8217;m sure you will, too. Why? Because they give us a break from really serious stuff. 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