{"id":10433,"date":"2012-09-13T16:34:45","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T20:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=10433"},"modified":"2012-09-13T16:34:45","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T20:34:45","slug":"todays-lawsuits-rich-people-bikini-model-french-slap-in-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=10433","title":{"rendered":"Today’s lawsuits: rich people, bikini model, French slap in the face"},"content":{"rendered":"

My, my. There are days I feel I do make a difference! Wasn’t it yesterday, or maybe the day before when I praised the Daily News<\/em> (and reporter Barbara Ross) for publishing juicy lawsuit stories, the kind you usually won’t see in the New York Times?<\/p>\n

Yes. The Daily News<\/em> must have been paying attention because today, there are three! Three fun lawsuits. Here are they:<\/p>\n

Fashion Week publicist Lynn Tesoro sues editor of \u00a0French mag after dustup at Zac Posen show\u00a0 – NY Daily News<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Headline: Bashin’ Week<\/strong>. What I particularly liked here was this quote from the Frenchwoman who slapped a PR lady in the face at a show during Fashion Week:<\/p>\n

It was a small slap. It was not strong. I didn’t hurt her. It was just to humiliate her. She humiliated my mom and I humiliated her in front of her crew. Voila. I just said at the end, ‘Now you know you don’t fuck with French people.’<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh really? Jennifer Eymere, the fran\u00e7aise<\/em> in question, apparently hasn’t heard of Dominique Strauss-Kahn. We do fuck with French people, Jennifer. We’re egalitarian fuckers.<\/p>\n

Billionaire Ronald Perelman and art dealer Larry Gagosian scrap in dueling lawsuits over $25 million painting and two sculptures – NY Daily News<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Headline: Arts and crafty<\/strong>. Situations like this always remind me of Richard Pryor’s line about cocaine: A double lawsuit between one billionaire and a wealthy art dealer over a $25 million painting and some awful sculpture is god’s way of telling both of them they’re making too much money.<\/p>\n

Tenn. bikini model sues ex-boyfriend for $2.5M after he ran her down with SUV\u00a0 – NY Daily News<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’ll let you read this quietly by yourselves. BTW, nice photo of the model. In a purple bikini, with a number pin hanging off the bottom.<\/p>\n

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