{"id":11243,"date":"2012-10-26T12:40:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T16:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=11243"},"modified":"2012-10-26T12:40:02","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T16:40:02","slug":"daily-news-headlines-are-the-greatest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=11243","title":{"rendered":"Daily News headlines are the greatest"},"content":{"rendered":"

How many times have I offered praise to the Daily News for its punny headlines?<\/p>\n

But today, as I sat in court waiting for my case to be heard \u2014 and there’s no reading material more appropriate and pleasing when you’re sitting in court, waiting for your case to be heard \u2014 I came upon three, count ’em THREE, terrific headlines on one story.<\/p>\n

The above-and-beyond insane, Stephen King-ish story, which I barely had the stomach to read (and no, that I do not intend that as a pun), is about the NYC cop who has been (allegedly) making plans to kidnap women and cook them.<\/p>\n

Give this newspaper a Pulitizer for…<\/p>\n

COOK ‘EM, DANNO<\/strong><\/h1>\n

FINEST YOUNG CANNIBAL<\/h1>\n

and<\/p>\n

He stewed over cop slay<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How many times have I offered praise to the Daily News for its punny headlines? But today, as I sat in court waiting for my case to be heard \u2014 and there’s no reading material more appropriate and pleasing when … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[337],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t