{"id":17290,"date":"2013-11-30T13:08:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T18:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=17290"},"modified":"2013-11-30T13:08:12","modified_gmt":"2013-11-30T18:08:12","slug":"springfields-buttocks-surface","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=17290","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Springfield&#8217;s Buttocks Surface&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now how could I let Thanksgiving weekend pass out of memory without <a href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p13yRc-4tY\">telling you more about Rick Springfield&#8217;s buttocks<\/a>? That&#8217;s how considerate I am: I know you&#8217;re all sitting around eating cold leftover turkey and need, <em>absolutely need<\/em>, this pick up.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the last paragraph of Lowering the Bar&#8217;s exemplary coverage of this major lawsuit story:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>In any event, read the full explanation, or at least the plaintiff&#8217;s lawyer&#8217;s full explanation, and see what you think. Let us not rush to judgment prematurely.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d take them up on this, if I were you. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2013\/11\/springfields-buttocks-surface-plaintiffs-lawyer-comments.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">Springfield&#8217;s Buttocks Surface; Plaintiff&#8217;s Lawyer Comments &#8211; Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now how could I let Thanksgiving weekend pass out of memory without telling you more about Rick Springfield&#8217;s buttocks? 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