{"id":18539,"date":"2014-03-07T14:54:04","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T19:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=18539"},"modified":"2014-03-07T14:54:04","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T19:54:04","slug":"lets-laugh-guy-calls-911-cause-wifes-jacket-zipper-is-stuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=18539","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s laugh: Guy calls 911 &#8217;cause wife&#8217;s jacket zipper is stuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Lowering the Bar, of course, of course: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/03\/cant-get-jacket-off.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">Needless 911: Can&#8217;t Get This Jacket Off and I&#8217;m Pissed About It! &#8211; Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hilarious. Of course, of course:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>This one is improved greatly by <a href=\"http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">listening to the call<\/a>, which I&#8217;m going to summarize anyway.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>The caller starts right off by saying &#8220;Yeah, we got a problem here,&#8221; like he&#8217;s calling from Apollo 13 and they just heard a loud bang. But the next thing out of his mouth is &#8220;My wife is struggling in her jacket &#8230; can&#8217;t get it off.&#8221; While the dispatcher is trying to process that, he sternly demands swift action: &#8220;I want 911 up here immediately.&#8221; Thinking that maybe the woman is having trouble breathing, the dispatcher asks if that&#8217;s the case, to which the man responds,\u00a0&#8220;She&#8217;s all right, she just can&#8217;t get her goddamn jacket off! And I&#8217;m pissed about it!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And 911 oughtta sue this guy. For something.<\/p>\n<p>Household tip: My jacket zipper got stuck a week ago. I used pliers. And my hands, too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_6321\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-18539-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3\">http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?powerpress_pinw=18539-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.oregonlive.com\/washingtoncounty_impact\/audio\/Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"Week%203%20wife%20stuck%20in%20jacket%20redacted.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Lowering the Bar, of course, of course: Needless 911: Can&#8217;t Get This Jacket Off and I&#8217;m Pissed About It! &#8211; Lowering the Bar. 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