{"id":20019,"date":"2014-05-17T16:59:29","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T20:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=20019"},"modified":"2014-05-17T16:59:29","modified_gmt":"2014-05-17T20:59:29","slug":"anybody-missing-a-coffin-full-of-weapons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=20019","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Anybody Missing a Coffin Full of Weapons?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A provocative question, isn&#8217;t it? And guess who asked it? Right: Lowering the Bar.<\/p>\n<p>A completely wonderful story for a beautiful Saturday in New York City: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/05\/coffin-full-of-weapons.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">Anybody Missing a Coffin Full of Weapons? &#8211; Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Turns out you left it in Volusia County, Florida, or one of your accomplices did, anyway:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>[GREAT PHOTOGRAPH IN HERE OF THE SAID COFFIN WITH THE SAID WEAPONS]<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Head down there anytime to pick it up, although the local sheriff&#8217;s department would like to speak with you when you do. Just need to finish up some paperwork, really. Come by anytime.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A provocative question, isn&#8217;t it? And guess who asked it? 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