{"id":20220,"date":"2014-05-25T18:52:16","date_gmt":"2014-05-25T22:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=20220"},"modified":"2014-05-25T18:52:16","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T22:52:16","slug":"how-good-lawyers-can-communicate-this-claim-wont-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=20220","title":{"rendered":"How good lawyers can communicate: &#8220;&#8230;this claim won&#8217;t fly.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This odd and amusing tale is via Lowering the Bar, of course \u2212 although I think I read about it somewhere else, probably in a gossip column \u2212 but while it tells one of those anybody can sue anybody for anything (although it may not be a real lawsuit) stories, there&#8217;s a nice lesson here from the lawyer representing a putative defendant.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the lesson? Smart, confident lawyers know how to communicate without jargon, but with a sense of humor and even a soup\u00e7on of not-entirely-sincere compassion:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\"><em><strong>\u00a0&#8220;Like Your Client, This Claim Won&#8217;t Fly&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-content\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<div class=\"entry-body\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Think I&#8217;ll add a new category for legal correspondence, and this letter\u00a0is going in it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>It&#8217;s from a lawyer representing Dan Bilzerian. I&#8217;d never heard of him, but\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.legalcheek.com\/2014\/05\/the-legal-correspondence-that-ensued-when-instagram-sensation-dan-bilzerian-threw-porn-star-janice-griffith-off-a-roof\/\" target=\"_blank\">Legal Cheek<\/a>\u00a0describes him as &#8220;Instagram playboy Dan Bilzerian&#8221; and &#8220;Instagram sensation Dan Bilzerian&#8221; so I&#8217;m betting he has something to do with Instagram. Anyway, a few weeks ago he threw a porn actress into a swimming pool, or almost into a swimming pool, and she hurt her ankle on the edge of the pool. Legal Cheek\u00a0says that this incident &#8220;shocked the world,&#8221; but it didn&#8217;t. You know what else didn&#8217;t shock it? That this very rich person then got a letter from the allegedly injured porn star&#8217;s lawyer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em><a class=\"asset-img-link\" style=\"float: right;\" href=\"http:\/\/kevinunderhill.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d83451bd4469e201a3fd0fd52a970b-popup\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451bd4469e201a3fd0fd52a970b img-responsive\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;\" title=\"Lawyer-letter-1-copy\" src=\"http:\/\/kevinunderhill.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d83451bd4469e201a3fd0fd52a970b-120wi\" alt=\"Lawyer-letter-1-copy\" \/><\/a>The letter of interest here is not that one, but the response letter, which turns out to have been written by Tom Goldstein, an experienced Supreme Court advocate who may be the most high-profile attorney ever to write a letter to a porn star&#8217;s lawyer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ah, but as the genius W.S. Gilbert wrote, &#8220;Things are seldom what they seem,&#8221; and this is one of those things. So read on: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/05\/like-your-client.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">&#8220;Like Your Client, This Claim Won&#8217;t Fly&#8221; &#8211; Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This odd and amusing tale is via Lowering the Bar, of course \u2212 although I think I read about it somewhere else, probably in a gossip column \u2212 but while it tells one of those anybody can sue anybody for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=20220\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175],"tags":[213],"class_list":["post-20220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-personal-injury-lawsuits"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"One of those anybody-can-sue-anybody-for-anything, even when it didn&#039;t exactly happen, um, stories. 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