{"id":21647,"date":"2014-08-29T16:04:21","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T20:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=21647"},"modified":"2014-08-29T16:04:21","modified_gmt":"2014-08-29T20:04:21","slug":"goodwill-does-not-accept-skull-donations-lowering-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=21647","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Goodwill Does Not Accept Skull Donations &#8211; Lowering the Bar&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank the gods for Lowering the Bar. I do. Without them, my Sidebar day would consist of awful things and me getting mad.<\/p>\n<p>Do take a glance at this, though, reconsider your donation policies, and then read Kevin Underhill&#8217;s entire piece so you too can laugh out loud (the laughter is too loud to abbreviate as LOL):<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"entry-header\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/08\/again-goodwill-no-skulls.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;amp;utm_medium=email&amp;amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\"><em><strong>Again, Goodwill Does Not Accept Skull Donations<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"entry-content\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<div class=\"entry-body\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Quick reminder: unwanted human skulls should probably be dropped off at the medical examiner&#8217;s office, not Goodwill. I thought we had settled this last month <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/07\/seattle-still-looking-for-skull-donors.html\" target=\"_self\">when somebody donated three skulls to a Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington<\/a>, but another one <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kvue.com\/story\/news\/local\/2014\/08\/27\/police-human-skull-donated-to-goodwill\/14684745\/\" target=\"_blank\">just showed up at a Goodwill in Austin<\/a>\u00a0(thanks, Matt).\u00a0At this point, Goodwill organizations might want to update their websites, which as a general rule don&#8217;t seem to mention human skeletal remains. Until then I will try to help get the word out.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>As in the Washington case, police in Austin said they had no reason to suspect foul play in this case but would still like to chat with the skull&#8217;s previous owner (sorry\u2014second owner). I guess if I were that person&#8217;s lawyer, I would have to advise him or her not to accept this invitation. Don&#8217;t really see much of an upside, and encounters with law enforcement have been known to go badly for the innocent.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>On the other hand, if you unlawfully removed this skull from its first owner, the number to call is 512-974-5210.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>I did a little research on the question of what one should do with an unwanted human skull in Texas. Probably the answer is &#8220;give it to the coroner,&#8221; but researching this in Texas was more difficult than it might be elsewhere given the number of spurious Google results involving &#8220;longhorn skulls&#8221; and &#8220;giant human skulls&#8221; said to verify parts of the Book of Genesis.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank the gods for Lowering the Bar. I do. 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