{"id":22907,"date":"2014-11-26T17:44:14","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T22:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=22907"},"modified":"2014-11-26T17:44:14","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T22:44:14","slug":"a-bad-lawyer-story-what-not-to-wear-to-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=22907","title":{"rendered":"A bad lawyer story: what not to wear to court"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in court a couple of times in the last two weeks. I wore respectable work-type clothes.<\/p>\n<p>What I didn&#8217;t wear was: a Thomas Jefferson costume. I never even thought of a Thomas Jefferson costume. Maybe I would have thought of a Sally Hemings gown, if I&#8217;d thought at all about dressing as if this were the very early 19th century.<\/p>\n<p>But I didn&#8217;t. Yet this lawyer did: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2014\/11\/court-unconvinced-by-lawyer-dressed-as-thomas-jefferson.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">Court Unconvinced by Lawyer Dressed as Thomas Jefferson &#8211; Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The story is even crazier than the costume, since the lawyer had, very poorly, represented a client in a death penalty case and had failed utterly. You&#8217;ll want to read his statement about his representation because you&#8217;ll never hear it again from a lawyer&#8217;s lips:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Despite my knowledge that the jury had found my client guilty beyond a reasonable\u00a0doubt of double murder, I told the jury I thought the killer should be executed for the\u00a0crimes. This argument was clearly prejudicial to my client, who the jury believed, as\u00a0evidenced by their verdict, was the killer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Underhill previously reported this story in Lowering the Bar and provides the link. This report is the final decision to disbar Tom J., oops, I mean Dennis Hawver.<\/p>\n<p>What a relief!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in court a couple of times in the last two weeks. I wore respectable work-type clothes. What I didn&#8217;t wear was: a Thomas Jefferson costume. I never even thought of a Thomas Jefferson costume. 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