{"id":23107,"date":"2014-12-15T18:01:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T23:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=23107"},"modified":"2014-12-15T18:05:13","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T23:05:13","slug":"grappling-with-a-drunk-zebra-is-not-the-easiest-thing-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=23107","title":{"rendered":"“Grappling With a Drunk Zebra Is Not the Easiest Thing in the World”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Where do you think I found this story? Oh you know: “Grappling With a Drunk Zebra Is Not the Easiest Thing in the World” – Lowering the Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Let’s begin it:<\/p>\n

“Grappling With a Drunk Zebra Is Not the Easiest Thing in the World”<\/strong><\/em><\/h3>\n
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So said John Huget, a brave Canadian who was forced to grapple with one<\/a> in the early morning hours of May 31 after finding it in his living room. This zebra was able to grapple because it was actually a 24-year-old man who had been at a costume party and then, “confused and extraordinarily drunk,” blundered into the wrong duplex.<\/em><\/p>\n

Edmonton is probably safe enough that people don’t always lock their front doors, but it’s still a good idea to do that just to keep mistakes like this from happening.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mr. Huget said he was “genuinely concerned” upon finding someone\u00a0wearing “sunglasses, a baseball cap and full-body zebra costume” standing in his living room at 1:30 in the morning, and who wouldn’t be?<\/em><\/p>\n

But do continue, to read about how the zebra landed a drunken punch and peed on a tree and so you’ll fall down laughing.<\/p>\n

Yeah, well. Isn’t that what zebras do? Ordinarily? Out in the wild? I mean the pee-on-a-tree part, not the sunglasses part. Although my dermatologist would tell zebras they’d be better off wearing ’em.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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