{"id":25739,"date":"2015-07-31T17:59:05","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T21:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=25739"},"modified":"2015-07-31T17:59:05","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T21:59:05","slug":"morrissey-claims-tsa-officer-groped-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=25739","title":{"rendered":"Morrissey claims TSA officer groped him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This little tale made the Daily News, presumably because Morrissey is a Somebody &#8212; although I wouldn&#8217;t be able to (a) pick him out of an airport crowd or (b) recognize his music. (It is music, right? I mean, that&#8217;s what Morrissey does?)<\/p>\n<p>But lucky you. You&#8217;re not getting the fairly austere Daily News story. You&#8217;re being blessed by Kevin Underhill&#8217;s expectedly hilarious Lowering the Bar item, which offers some quotes and other really funny things:<\/p>\n<p>Source, Lowering the Bar: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2015\/07\/morrissey-claims-tsa-officer-groped-him.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29\">Morrissey Claims TSA Officer Groped Him<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This little tale made the Daily News, presumably because Morrissey is a Somebody &#8212; although I wouldn&#8217;t be able to (a) pick him out of an airport crowd or (b) recognize his music. (It is music, right? I mean, that&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=25739\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[337],"tags":[384],"class_list":["post-25739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal-news","tag-sexual-harassment"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I&#039;m giving you the best version of this story, from the reliably hilarious Kevin Underhill, at Lowering the Bar. 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