{"id":26736,"date":"2015-10-14T12:42:57","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T16:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=26736"},"modified":"2015-10-14T18:47:33","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T22:47:33","slug":"judge-jailed-over-false-claim-about-an-attacking-toilet-tank-lid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=26736","title":{"rendered":"Judge jailed over false claim about an attacking toilet tank lid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"title-div\">\n<div>\n<p>I read the headline in today&#8217;s New York Law Journal and began laughing even before reading the abstract, via Associated Press.<\/p>\n<p>There is <em>so<\/em> much left to our imaginations. So&#8230;go imagine.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Judge Who Claimed Toilet Tank Lid Attack Sent to Jail<\/em><\/h1>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em><small class=\"authors\"> The Associated Press<\/small><time> October 14, 2015<\/time> \u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"row main-page-div\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<div class=\"span7 stalkerOffset \" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p class=\"article-text basic-article-text\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>A former upstate New York village judge has been sentenced to six months in jail for falsely claiming he was knocked over the head with a toilet tank lid and choked as he was locking up after work two years ago.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"article-text basic-article-text\">P.S. I&#8217;m sitting here wondering whether I&#8217;d like having this judge presiding over my case, or not.<\/p>\n<p class=\"article-text basic-article-text\"><strong>UPDATE 10\/14\/2015<\/strong>. Here&#8217;s a fuller description of this story in today&#8217;s ABA Journal. In a way, it cuts down the bubbly up the nose, doesn&#8217;t it? More details, less fun in imagining. I may sigh but I must report it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A former municipal judge found guilty of lying about being assaulted outside his Waterloo courthouse in 2013 has been sentenced to six months behind bars.Convicted in August of insurance fraud<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.abajournal.com\/news\/article\/judge_found_guilty_of_lying_about_attack_outside_courthouse_gets_6_months\/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;utm_campaign=site_rss_feeds\">Judge found guilty of lying about attack outside courthouse gets 6 months<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read the headline in today&#8217;s New York Law Journal and began laughing even before reading the abstract, via Associated Press. There is so much left to our imaginations. 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