{"id":28065,"date":"2016-06-08T16:55:57","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T20:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=28065"},"modified":"2016-06-08T16:55:57","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T20:55:57","slug":"the-pants-judge-will-now-face-ethics-charges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=28065","title":{"rendered":"The Pants Judge will now face ethics charges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remembered this, um, case? situation? nonsense? only vaguely when I read this tidbit today:<\/p>\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"col-xs-12\">\n<div class=\"links\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em><small class=\"author\">By Zoe Tillman<\/small> <small class=\"timestamp\"><strong>Published: <\/strong> Jun 7, 2016 <\/small><\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"row\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<div class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Ex-Judge Who Sued Dry Cleaners Over Lost Pants Faces Ethics Charges<\/em><\/h1>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Nearly a decade after his &#8220;Satisfaction Guaranteed&#8221; suit flopped, Roy Pearson Jr. faces sanctions for his conduct.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The ex-judge had sued his cleaners for (hold on a minute while I warm up my fingers&#8230;) $54 million. For losing a pair of his pants.<\/p>\n<p>Given the import of this big story, I did us all a favor by finding this ample (and hilarious) narrative about the, um, case? situation? nonsense? quite appropriately from Kevin Underhill on Lowering the Bar (there was also a story from Above the Law but this thing is more under the bar than above it):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now with ample time on his hands, having not been reappointed to another term as a D.C. administrative-law judge, Roy L. Pearson, Jr., continues on his quest for justice. \u00a0As you may recall, t\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/loweringthebar.net\/2010\/01\/still-unable-to-shut-up-pants-judge-roy-pearson-is-back-in-court.html\">Still Unable to Shut Up, Pants Judge Roy Pearson Is Back in Court | Lowering the Bar<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remembered this, um, case? situation? nonsense? only vaguely when I read this tidbit today: By Zoe Tillman Published: Jun 7, 2016 Ex-Judge Who Sued Dry Cleaners Over Lost Pants Faces Ethics Charges Nearly a decade after his &#8220;Satisfaction Guaranteed&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=28065\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Judge who sued his dry cleaners for $54 million (reasonable: they&#039;d lost a pair of his pants) is now facing ethics charges. 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