{"id":29223,"date":"2016-09-13T17:25:47","date_gmt":"2016-09-13T21:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=29223"},"modified":"2016-09-13T17:25:47","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T21:25:47","slug":"man-has-choice-fix-dryer-or-rob-a-bank-and-get-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=29223","title":{"rendered":"Man has choice: fix dryer or rob a bank and get arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From today&#8217;s Harper&#8217;s Weekly Review:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;a 70-year-old man in Kansas City, Kansas, deliberately got himself arrested for bank robbery to avoid fixing the dryer for his wife.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m trying to think of how to comment on this but I&#8217;ve failed. Thus, this parenthetical confession.)<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, ooh, I thought of something to say: if he&#8217;d consulted with his wife, he&#8217;d probably have learned it would be far less expensive to hire someone to fix the dryer. Or buy a new one. Or&#8230;see, guy?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From today&#8217;s Harper&#8217;s Weekly Review: &#8230;a 70-year-old man in Kansas City, Kansas, deliberately got himself arrested for bank robbery to avoid fixing the dryer for his wife. 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