{"id":29372,"date":"2016-09-29T12:46:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T16:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=29372"},"modified":"2016-09-29T12:46:18","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T16:46:18","slug":"dog-bites-man-no-spider-bites-man-twice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=29372","title":{"rendered":"Dog bites man? No, SPIDER bites man. Twice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the Antipodes! Stuff goes on down under. Big stuff, small stuff, stuff that makes me think, &#8220;WTF is wrong with this guy&#8217;s experiential learning process?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/fivethirtyeight.com\/tag\/significant-digits\/\">FiveThirtyEight Significant Digits<\/a> (the digit in question was not this guy&#8217;s penis; a penis is not strictly speaking a digit, unless someone changed the definition without informing me):<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>2 times<\/em><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>An Australian man named Jordan has been bitten by a venomous spider on his penis two times in the past six months. Both incidents occurred on a portable toilet, which I assume he will avoid for the rest of his life. [<a href=\"http:\/\/link.fivethirtyeight.com\/click\/7744961.84331\/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5iYmMuY29tL25ld3Mvd29ybGQtYXVzdHJhbGlhLTM3NDgxMjUxP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9bmV4dGRyYWZ0JnV0bV9tZWRpdW09ZW1haWw\/57e30db12ddf9c66ccd492c8B82e95831\" rel=\"nofollow\">BBC<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me to inform you of a charmingly oddball TV series set in New Zealand called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt4380324\/\">&#8220;800 Words&#8221;<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/signup.acorn.tv\/\">acorn.tv<\/a>. One of the supporting characters is a portable toilet. Without walls or doors but the view, OMG!<\/p>\n<p>Full disclosure: Acorn is not paying me a commission for this citation, although given how many hours I spend watching its shows, it damn well should.<\/p>\n<p>Question for conspiracy theorists: can BBC investigate to learn whether it&#8217;s the same spider that bit the same man? If so, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the Antipodes! 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