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If this woman doesn&#8217;t (a) turn the guy down flat and (b) have him hospitalized immediately, I&#8217;ll&#8230;do something, I don&#8217;t know what:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;police in Mobile, Alabama, faked an incident of police brutality as part of a man&#8217;s wedding proposal, pulling the man over and drawing inactive tasers on him, before allowing the man to reach into his pocket and pull out a ring for his crying girlfriend. &#8220;I felt like that was the perfect setup to do something like that,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;and bring everybody together.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m categorizing this one under Strictly For Bitter Laughter. I didn&#8217;t have such a category but now I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Harper&#8217;s Weekly Digest. 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