{"id":34236,"date":"2017-07-29T13:36:19","date_gmt":"2017-07-29T17:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=34236"},"modified":"2017-08-04T14:59:12","modified_gmt":"2017-08-04T18:59:12","slug":"everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-the-martin-shkreli-trial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=34236","title":{"rendered":"Everything you wanted to know about the Martin Shkreli trial&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aside from my admission that it&#8217;s virtually impossible to spell his name correctly the first or even second time you type it. (Don&#8217;t believe me? Try it.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and: I don&#8217;t know who Lauren Duca is. Which is too bad because, as you&#8217;ll see in the second paragraph, her comment about Shkreli is magnificent.<\/p>\n<p>This is from Lowering the Bar. That is, prepare yourself to rock with laughter:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/loweringthebar.us5.list-manage2.com\/track\/click?u=d34db4689a16c24346a1474e2&amp;id=f0f0c9b880&amp;e=b27870a939\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Closing arguments<\/em><\/a><em> have concluded in the trial of accused fraudster and renowned smirking expert\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/loweringthebar.us5.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=d34db4689a16c24346a1474e2&amp;id=0df1e4f962&amp;e=b27870a939\" rel=\"nofollow\">Martin Shkreli<\/a>, and kudos to the New York Post for getting both\u00a0\u201cfailed hedge-fund manager\u201d and \u201creviled pharmaceuticals executive\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/loweringthebar.us5.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=d34db4689a16c24346a1474e2&amp;id=c3e407baad&amp;e=b27870a939\" rel=\"nofollow\">into the same short article<\/a>\u00a0about him.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The main thrust of that article, though, was to note a typically crude and juvenile social-media post by Shkreli in which he said that if he\u2019s acquitted, he\u2019ll \u201cget to f___ Lauren Duca.\u201d He won\u2019t, even if he is\u2014Duca said today she stood by her statement in January that she would \u201crather eat [her] own organs\u201d than go out with him. Anyone who does prefer dating him to self-cannibalism should hurry, because Monday may be the last day he\u2019s available for quite a while.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>AND UPDATE 8\/4\/2017 2:58 pm.<\/strong> He&#8217;s found guilty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aside from my admission that it&#8217;s virtually impossible to spell his name correctly the first or even second time you type it. (Don&#8217;t believe me? Try it.) Oh, and: I don&#8217;t know who Lauren Duca is. 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